June 6th, 2014

ATTENTION

Муравьеды опасные звери.
Безжалостней чем сам опоссум. 
В траве высокой шныряя,
Не скрывая жажды поживы..

Да, этим они и живы.
Злые вороги, 
Муравьеды 
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Pouchitelna story from Dr Volz about Oldnemec aka Nikolay

Today Nikolay poluchaet v morda again. Ochen mnogo silnoe and za delo. Etot happens everyday and regularnoe. Nikolay surovy, molchit and uhodit v svoe dom, but v next day Etot Takoe again.

- Pochemu Takoe everyday, Nikolay? - sprosit Viktor. - Ya tvoe Druh and NET ponimaet Etot.
- Etot NET tvoe delo! Ty NET ponimaet, because idiot! - skazhet Nikolay and poluchaet v morda again.
- Nikolay! Etot glupy! NET delaet Takoe more! - skazhet Svetlana, but Nikolay NET slyshat Etot, because poluchaet mnogoe silny travma.

Mnogoe time Nikolay NET slushat and rugaet friends regularnoe, but after odin year Nikolay NET poluchaet v morda at all, because ponimaet
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Try trust ob my old frend Oldnemec, very pechal`na

Odnazhdy otvazhnyi Oldnemec go to reka Dnepr iskupatsya&fishing rybalka. But bez trusoff. Dick&Anus free.
Affanasii speak to him:
-- Nel`za takoe, is amoral`no.
-- Kozel you! -- otvechaet emu Oldnemec and poluchaet v morda again. Fut pryamo po image. Silno painfully. Oldnemetz roar as a buffalo, potom drop na ground&valyatsa po ney.
Isabella speak to it wearily: 
-- Nado make VHS obyazatel`no! 
-- I you tozhe koza!!
Bedny Oldnemec poluchat` v morda snova again, but this time a hand from her gentleman Leonid. Leonid umny, he delaet phizikal zaryadka every day! Poetmu and strong as clever. Next time i sovetoval Oldnemez go pryamo in gospital. Tam emu opyat` again hurt a muzzle. Takye dela, vot

About VHS (ochen` polezny)

Isabella live NewSimbirsk and umeet making VHS, poetomu bogach&zdorov. Have fat figura po sabbat, yom-kipur carnival, delaet shitu v Rosh-Gashan i vkusny torts, vospityvaet black cat Markiz. A vot Nikolai Oldnemec not umeet etogo, therefore poluchaet v morda snova and snova again
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Grustny story about Isabella

Nado make VHS every day, inache poluchat` v morda again like Oldnemetz. Odnajdy Isabella  drank all alcohol cognac for impregnation of pies on confectionery. Boss very razozlit`sya i dal she v morda Isabella podnosom next&next. A vse potomu chto cat Markiz oblenilsya i ne sdelal phizikal zaryadka utrom. I very plakal, kogda read pro etot v gazetta "Morning star Newsimbirska"

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